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Post by l!zzie on Fri May 17, 2013 1:39 am

'Com on ladies, let's tell Miss Ronnie a nice and calming story, that will help her to feel better!
Let me start:

Once upon a time in a land called far far away, there lived a beautiful fairy.
She was the most lovely fairy you can imagine, with shiny blon.... brown hair, a skin like..... Like....... Tag pearl, and beautiful glittery (cosmetic one, don't worry!) eyes!
All other fairies, who definitely weren't as fluttery as this precious little fairy adored her! You want to know her name?
This little fairy was Miss Ron...... Ronnandessa! Yes! That was her name!

But then one day.......

(To be continued)
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Post by JJJJJ on Fri May 17, 2013 7:57 am

Ronnandessa was strolling, no hovering, no - skimming airily along - through Fairyville when the nefarious troll GlitterGrowler sprang from a nearby sticker bush, extended his twenty-two siphon-like appendages, and ... SUCKED ALL the glitter from Ronnandessa. Her wings, her eyes, her hair, even her very earlobes, ceased to sparkle, because all the glitter was gone! GlitterGrowler next spit out his long sticky Ultimate Tendril, and dipped it down the chimney of Ronnandessa's sparkly little cottage, and ... horror of horrors ... he stole all the glitter from her face painting kit.

And, she had fourteen major festivals coming up, which were destined to lead to fourteen more festivals, and so on, forever, to keep her in a happy financial state.

This was a tragedy in the making. But fortunately, Ronnandessa had one sparkly thing that the GlitterGrowler could never touch or take, even with his poweful sticky evil. And that was Ronnandessa's sparkly soul.

And so ...

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Post by Miss Ronnie on Fri May 17, 2013 8:50 am

This is so cute....can't wait to read the next entry! I may get to go home later today or tonight, if I can tolerate regular food.

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Post by silversky on Fri May 17, 2013 9:29 am

hope it doesn't hurt to laugh miss Ronnie.
LMAO - seamonkey cocktails ...oohh dear...
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Post by Miss Ronnie on Fri May 17, 2013 9:51 am

Unfortunately, it does hurt to laugh... but that never stops me Laughing
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Post by l!zzie on Fri May 17, 2013 12:42 pm

And so Miss Ronnandessa (who came up with that kind of name?!) knew there was only one thing left, she could do....

She had to go on a queste to find the one and only Shannonfennellionafairy. This very unique an strong fairy was the only one who could conquer Glittergrowler, because no one ever could steal her glitter. You must know, when she was a little Shannonfennellionafairy, her Shannonfennellionafairymum dropped her in a kettle of glitter and she got a huge overdose.
But the Shannonfennellionafairy lives in even-more-far-far-away-land, and the way is very long! You'll have to follow the yellow..... Pink marshmallowpath to get there and it's full with unexpected challenges and dangers....
But Miss Ronnandessa is a very brave little fairy, so she decided to go for it.
Before leaving she thought and thought about what to take wit her and how to travel. Finally she completed the list:
-...........
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Post by Pilareta on Fri May 17, 2013 12:58 pm

Mmmmm...laxatives? Laughing
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Post by JJJJJ on Fri May 17, 2013 5:05 pm

She got out her favorite paintbrush, the one that makes the best linework and feels like it was made for her artful hand, and by the light of a crescent moon (which most closely resembles glitter, from a moon-phase standpoint), she hummed and giggled and turned three times, and then her paintbrush turned into a ... paintbrush broomstick! Not the kind used by hideous witches, but the kind favored by glitter gals. Then, she climbed onto it, pressed the ferrule, and whoosh ... she sped up and over the pink marshmallow path until ...

(and this installment would have been better but my neighbor's barking dog is driving me crazy). Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Miss Ronnie on Fri May 17, 2013 6:39 pm

I'm out!!!!! Yay!!!!!!

But, please keep the story going....I'm howling from laughter - (apparently Shannon hasn't gotten a chance to read it yet.)

Here's a photo my son took of me whilst relaxing in the land of the drug induced.



Notice the elephant trunk.... that's the nasty nasal gastric tube - ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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Post by Sandie on Fri May 17, 2013 10:34 pm

Love the shades Rockin' Ronnie!!
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Post by A New Face on Sat May 18, 2013 1:02 am

Nothing like some stomach de compression to set a fairy free. Love and pryers your way and by all means I need to know what became of the glitter supply!!

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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by l!zzie on Sat May 18, 2013 2:59 am

Until the pink marshmallowpath was blocked. Oh no!
From behind a tree there was a lot of noise and things were thrown on the path. Miss Ronnandessa looked clooser and saw it were all beautiful coloured cakes!
She came clooser and heard someone murmle behind the tree.
Suddenly the 'thing' jumped in front of her! It was a Fesspenter monkey! This one must be lost, because normally they live by the sea! It looked very disturbed and Miss Ronnandessa asked what's wrong.
"What's wrong?"
And the Fesspenter monkey explained, she had been looking for her rainbowcake for weeks and weeks now, but couldn't find it.
"I have been looking for my rainbowcake for weeks and weeks now, but I can't find it!
Miss Ronnandessa asked why the rainbowcake's so important.
"Why is that rainbowcake so important?"
And the Fesspenter monkey decided to tell the whole story, why that rainbowcake had to be found....

"......
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Post by Miss Ronnie on Sat May 18, 2013 9:53 am

LMAO!!!
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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by TinafromNY on Sat May 18, 2013 9:56 am

So glad you're out without surgery Miss Ronnie!

Lisa - Those "sea monkeys" are actually brine shrimp, so just try to think of it as having had a "shrimp cocktail", lol!!!
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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by fesspenter on Sat May 18, 2013 6:23 pm

Bleh.
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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by A New Face on Sat May 18, 2013 7:09 pm

From now on I will crack up laughing at the sight of sea monkeys sorry but that's pretty funny.
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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by Valerie A on Thu May 23, 2013 12:30 am

I missed all the "live fun" here but got a giggle after the fact...
Miss Ronnie, I sure hope you are home and feelin' fine!!!
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And no more IB Days, ok?
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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by Sneezle on Thu May 23, 2013 5:51 am

Hope you get well soon!
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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by silversky on Thu May 23, 2013 6:47 pm

Ok so what's happened to fesspenter monkey and princess ronnadessa?
Hope you're on the mend miss ronnie

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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by Miss Ronnie on Fri May 24, 2013 5:20 pm

I am almost back to the old crappy me - lol! Thanks for the concern ya'll!

I don't know if we'll ever find out the ending to this story.... Crying or Very sad
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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by JJJJJ on Sat May 25, 2013 7:02 pm

Maybe someday, in a faraway convention, over late-night sips of whatever, we shall continue this saga ... it SHOULD go on and on, like a good face paint booth line ...

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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by l!zzie on Sun May 26, 2013 2:43 am

She noticed it was very hard for the partner/hubbie fairies, to live with such sparkling, colourful and glittery fairies. They hardly couldn't coop with all that awsomeness!
To make them feel less dull you should give them a little tiny teaspoonfull of facepaint from a real unicornpoop rainbowcake! Be aware! If EVER those less-gorgeous fairies (whom have other qualities of course!! They aren't all useless!) hear they're being fed with unicornpoop, it'll be disastrous! So it's best to hide your unicornpooprainbowcake, and mix it through something dull, like coffee or peanutbutter in order to let them eat it!
But now, the unicornrainbowcake disappeared!! Gone!! Oh no!
Glitter gone..... Unicornpooprainbowcake gone..... Something very strange was going on here!!
Somewhere a very bad force was trying to get rid of all colour and glitter!
That had to be stopped!

And the two little brave, gorgeous, heroic fairies decided to bundle their forces, and continue this queste together.....
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Post by Guest on Sun May 26, 2013 9:31 am

Shannonfennellionafairy felt a disturbance in the fairy force all the way up in her northern faerie grotto (actually an old Diefenbunker with NORAD tracking systems). With her faerie senses tingling she got on the console to check the status of all the GPS implanted (alien implants? Plaheeze... Rolling Eyes ) enemy combatants.

She noticed that both Glittergrowler and Glitterbartyfartbart were showing unusual activity. As well, there was a worldwide shortage of sea monkeys monkey and a sudden drop in the master supply of Unicornpooprainbowcakes, which was extremely suspicious Suspect .

This looked like there could be a crisis at hand. She hit the Faerie Signal button on her master control panel, the one that sent the rainbow glitter hologram shimmering over all the Faerie Justice League's secret lairs. And made herself a nice cuppa tea and whipped up some fairy cakes while she waited for the others to arrive.

Meanwhile, Ronnandessa and Fesspenter monkey, who had already decided that something was wrong on their own, without the help of faerie super computers, were trying to decide whether to go west or north... but it was proving difficult as neither of them had a compass and were not known for their orientation skills. scratch


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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by l!zzie on Sun May 26, 2013 9:46 am

cheers
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Re: In the hospital and BORED!!!

Post by silversky on Sun May 26, 2013 10:10 am

"Glitterbartyfartbart" lol!
Why miss Lizzie, you look so different. Nice avatar.

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