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Post by Forest-Fairy on Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:04 am

Welcome to the thread of infinite random!

Fat Squirrel!


Post here your random thoughts of the day, jokes, funny pictures, memes, stories, and more. Doesn't have to be face painting related, bonus if it is!

I'll start
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Post by Kal on Thu Mar 26, 2015 2:46 pm

I hate daffodils.
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Post by Forest-Fairy on Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:16 pm

This is my Lizard, his name is Lighting.

This lizard is going to pump you up.
Lighting: "Look at yer little artists arms. We gonna get to you pump some Iron. Follow my lead."
It's better if you imagine him speaking like Arnold lol.
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Post by anniel on Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:30 pm

We had a friend of Lightning living on the roof in Acapulco. He used to steal food from our kitchen at night. Our neighbor ate him.
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Post by Forest-Fairy on Thu Mar 26, 2015 3:33 pm

Lighting would obviously round house kick your neighbor before running away like this.

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Post by Forest-Fairy on Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:21 pm

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Post by Joyous Occasion on Thu Mar 26, 2015 4:46 pm

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Post by pattyofurniture on Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:29 pm

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Post by Forest-Fairy on Thu Mar 26, 2015 6:00 pm

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Post by Forest-Fairy on Thu Mar 26, 2015 8:02 pm







That's actually a tortoise, not a turtle....
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Post by amylady222 on Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:31 pm

Benny and Joon was the first movie I listen to the soundtrack first and then saw the movie--Love the soundtrack to that movie.  
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Post by jlirie on Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:11 pm

i do not think lightning's arms are what he thinks they are..(imagine it spoken like mandy patinkin in "princess bride" Razz)

anniel, bad neighbor, bad!

i love turkles Razz
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Post by Kal on Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:46 am

WTF is a turkle?
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Post by jlirie on Fri Mar 27, 2015 11:54 am

turtle = turkle (i make mixed up nicknames for things Razz)

banana = nanner nanners
fish = fiss

you get the idea..
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Post by Joyous Occasion on Fri Mar 27, 2015 4:51 pm

Kal wrote:WTF is a turkle?

One time I was taking a thanksgiving pop quiz and one question asked "What are baby turkeys called?". My guessed answer was "Turklets". xD
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Post by thouartbeautiful on Fri Mar 27, 2015 6:49 pm

Shinglesnocker is a made up word from school for a chair.
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Post by jlirie on Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:13 pm

turklets, that's great, lol
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Post by Joyous Occasion on Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:39 am

thouartbeautiful wrote:Shinglesnocker is a made up word from school for a chair.

Reminds me of this random homework assignment I got in grade school. I was given a sentence that doesn't make logical sense and I was suppose to correct it by changing one word. Here is one I clearly remember...

"The chair was so sturdy that it collapsed".

Obviously, the word "sturdy" was suppose to be changed to "weak".

However, being the illogical dork I was, I changed "collapsed" to "stood there and did nothing". Cool
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Post by pattyofurniture on Sun Mar 29, 2015 11:38 am

Hubs was cleaning off my computer screen and keyboard, the cloth came back colorful.  He looked at me and sighed, "face paint?"
I laughed.
He facepalmed.
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Post by Captain-Savvy on Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:24 pm

Jumping in with some random cuteness! One of my kitties, named Beastie, insists on helping me with the dishes.... Very Happy

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Post by jlirie on Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:29 pm

i get face paint on my cell phone, holding it while i practice from photos Smile

cutie kitty Smile

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Post by Kal on Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:10 pm

Did you know soda dissolves your guts?
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Post by Kal on Tue Mar 31, 2015 1:10 pm

My old man just told me he wants disposable pizza for dinner...
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Post by Captain-Savvy on Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:30 pm

Well.... some of the frozen pizzas I've tried over the years were more disposable than edible Laughing

We keep a frozen Red Baron on hand for those nights when I just don't feel like cooking. ^_^
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Post by jlirie on Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:05 pm

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