DFX to trade... any takers?

Only if it has a lot number!

Sure does!

Dear Shannon:
What would you like to trade your DFX for? I have one slightly used husband. Good at parallel parking. Great photographer (timleyes.com). I think I might have to speak to him regarding this swap.

Thank you!
Lisa
(fesspenter)

I love this thread.

fesspenter wrote:Dear Shannon:
What would you like to trade your DFX for? I have one slightly used husband. Good at parallel parking. Great photographer (timleyes.com). I think I might have to speak to him regarding this swap.

Thank you!
Lisa
(fesspenter)

Gee Lisa, sorry I have no earthly use for one of those. Maybe try Kijiji? I hear people will buy anything.

I am keen to swap. I have a pre-loved gym sock I no longer use. My washing machine ate it's partner but it can be worn on either left or right foot and it takes up less space in your drawer so it's a great deal. Small hole in toe but otherwise perfect ripe condition.
Will consider washing it before posting if you throw in some of those awesome poster paints that I can mix with lotion to paint with.

What colour is the sock?

Dear Shannon: Um, is a sock preferable to my husband? He is really, really great at parallel parking. He does laundry.
xox
Lisa

ohhh that sounds nice...is it a toe sock????

Fesspenter, don't be offended, everyone loves a good sock.
It's white, which is perfect for maximum stain exposure.

I have a cat that is probably bigger then your poodles...goes by the name Fatboy (sorry not too great on the name creation process) lays around all day....eats your food. Good guy. Bald on the butt because he cant reach it to clean it so He is shaved....but other then that a prime example of a feline.

I am laughing too hard to be offended.
Besides that, I can parallel park better than Tim.
He does make great Hollandaise for Eggs Benedict.
I think I will keep him.

Lisa
fesspenter

What are you looking to trade for, Shannon?

Sorry, allergies so no to the cat.

White sock? I was really looking for a black one, with TWO holes.

And Lisa, while the offer is tempting I can park my own car and I've heard men can make a mess in the bathroom...