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Post by Manabanana on Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:22 am

ohhh we are all soooooooooooooooooo awesome!
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Post by Linda Adams on Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:28 am

How about some dead June Bugs??
They flew in my barn's window and couldn't figure out how to get out!
What a Face

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Post by Arty-Farty Party on Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:38 am

That bug looks like my old boss too!
Nah, just kidding. He wasn't green.
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Post by eva on Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:49 am

Wow that's way closer than the roach
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Post by Arty-Farty Party on Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:51 am

So... where is the bidding at for Shannon's DFX??
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Post by michellesfantasyfaces on Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:59 am

I actually read the whole 6 pages of this thread..so funny!..btw I have dfx with and without lotnumbers..but no 101 sadly

I also have an attic full of priceless stuff to trade..
a 4 foot high doll perhaps?? or a little white princess dress?? and old phone, very modern for it's time, since it has no wire anymore.. Smile
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Post by Linda Adams on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:10 am

Michelle,
If you REALLY REALLY want some Lot 101, I've got some for you!
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
I'll trade for the "wireless" phone! cheers
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Post by Manabanana on Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:07 am

ohhhh I just found a half used/ melted stick of orange lipstick at the bottom of my purse. If you want the hairs stuck in it, that might be extra.
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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:14 pm

Linda Adams wrote:How about some dead June Bugs??
They flew in my barn's window and couldn't figure out how to get out!
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WOW Linda that is the perfect colour and the shape would work for a FAUX scarab... but, it looks a little small?

And all of your offers are so generous... really.

I'm cleaning up the carnage from last night... the dust bunny strike turned into a riot and they started looting... I had to call out the riot police and the vacuum to quell the unrest. I'm now going chair-to-chair, arresting suspected looters. Most are giving up without a fight. Not so cocky without the mob, heh Evil or Very Mad

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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 18, 2011 12:56 pm

I have a half eaten granola bar in my desk drawer. Would that tempt you?
And it is "fake chocolate" as Dr. Bernstein hates women.

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Post by a face painting mom on Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:30 pm

I used to have those big roaches in South East Texas...until the frogs came into the garage to eat them and the snakes came in to eat the frogs. Did I mention that I live in Ohio now?

I wonder if that shave the butt thing would work on teens who don't clean themselves well too?

I would offer a teen...or two, yes trade one, get one free TO-GO. One sleeps with soda cans, too lazy to use a trash can. You could cash them in (the cans...) But remeber, no deposit...no return!
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Post by Sparklyone on Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:19 pm

Well the temptation is just TOO MUCH!!! affraid

I have to bid.

Anyone interested in a malfunctioning Atomic Fart app that goes off without warning and during business calls? cyclops

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Post by jendez04 on Thu Aug 18, 2011 7:59 pm

Hi... I'm sorry to butt in, but I was hoping the sock was still up for bids. You see, I have a pair of googly eyes that just might bring this sock to life. I can put a little tie on it, maybe a straw hat, and BAM! An instant sock puppet line manager for my booth! Let me know. Thanks.
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Post by Arty-Farty Party on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:02 pm

I'm so sorry, I think Tash is taking the sock. As they say- You snooze you lose!!
I can offer you a knee high stocking, also has hole in toe, comes with several full length ladder runs. Dark tan colour.
Very well behaved, fast learner, would make ideal line manager.

Shannon you should invest in some water cannons. Rioters hate water cannons.
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Post by Tash on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:16 pm

ok - this is the best thread ever.
I haven't had so many laugh out loud moments sitting alone at my computer for sooo long.
I'm holding myself back from posting this on facebook groups with the title - "Solution to the DFX debacle".
The people here seriously rock! I love you
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Post by Tash on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:21 pm

Oh and Justine - when I send you the moldy disgusting paradise metallic pallet it comes with a " DON'T USE ON CHILDREN" warning - but feel free to use it on yourself or someother unsuspecting victim.... oh hang on it's probably a FAKE - that would explain the mould....

Please make sure the sock really smells and comes complete with a LOT number or I will feel entirely ripped off!!!
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Post by jendez04 on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:27 pm

Does this knee high have a good personality? I don't wan't no rude sock shoo-ing off my customers!!!
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Post by a face painting mom on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:35 pm

I just have to get that atomic fart app...my dirty teenagers would love it. I will be able to keep up...
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Post by Arty-Farty Party on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:43 pm

Tash, I would expect nothing less that fake product I cant use on children. This is a thread about DFX after all.
The sock hasn't been washed in months and it spent some time in solitary confinement behind the washing machine where it had opportunity to ripened to it's cheesy perfection. The lot number is 1 - O-holy-cow-that-thing-reeks-get-it-the-hell-away-from-me- 1.
I'm confident you will be very satisfied with your purchase.


Jen, Do I seem like the kind of person who would tolerate rude stockings? I wore it numerous times and it never gave me any attitude so I would be surprised if it started giving your customers lip. Just to be sure though, I'll throw in one of these


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Post by Tash on Thu Aug 18, 2011 9:57 pm

Hahahaha hilairious!
You need to send one of those express to DFX headquarters.


At the risk of offering up something someone might actually want....

I have a clay jar that says " Ashes of problem customers" .... that would go so nicely next to that mallet! lmao
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Post by rthling on Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:26 am

HOLY STINKIN' COW!!!
I have laughed all the way through this thread. Best thread of 2011, for sure!
I got nothing good to offer. At least not as good as what's out there.
Wait... I DO have a collection of slightly used, (but now dried out) tea bags that are sure to bring any cup of hot water a bit of color and joy. And because y'all are so amazing, I will go outside in the dog run and scrounge some squeaky balls (sans squeak). The tiny doggie has loved them to silence.
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Post by Arty-Farty Party on Fri Aug 19, 2011 9:41 pm

Haha! Loved them to silence! I cant believe Shannon hasn't taken up one of these unreal offers yet!

How often do you need to empty that jar of yours Tash?
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Post by Lady Jayde on Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:15 am

Shannon is a painter of seriously discerning taste... HOWEVER... if you can get it... I would suggest you take some finite crumbles of Kryolan (or Krolan) Bach Blue and rubbing it all over whatever you offer her. She'll go all rabid raccoon and snatch it up...

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Post by michellesfantasyfaces on Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:54 am

oh yeah! bach blue! she simply cannot resist! Smile
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