DFX to trade... any takers?

Oh and Justine - when I send you the moldy disgusting paradise metallic pallet it comes with a " DON'T USE ON CHILDREN" warning - but feel free to use it on yourself or someother unsuspecting victim.... oh hang on it's probably a FAKE - that would explain the mould....

Please make sure the sock really smells and comes complete with a LOT number or I will feel entirely ripped off!!!

Does this knee high have a good personality? I don't wan't no rude sock shoo-ing off my customers!!!

I just have to get that atomic fart app...my dirty teenagers would love it. I will be able to keep up...

Tash, I would expect nothing less that fake product I cant use on children. This is a thread about DFX after all.
The sock hasn't been washed in months and it spent some time in solitary confinement behind the washing machine where it had opportunity to ripened to it's cheesy perfection. The lot number is 1 - O-holy-cow-that-thing-reeks-get-it-the-hell-away-from-me- 1.
I'm confident you will be very satisfied with your purchase.


Jen, Do I seem like the kind of person who would tolerate rude stockings? I wore it numerous times and it never gave me any attitude so I would be surprised if it started giving your customers lip. Just to be sure though, I'll throw in one of these

Hahahaha hilairious!
You need to send one of those express to DFX headquarters.


At the risk of offering up something someone might actually want....

I have a clay jar that says " Ashes of problem customers" .... that would go so nicely next to that mallet! lmao

HOLY STINKIN' COW!!!
I have laughed all the way through this thread. Best thread of 2011, for sure!
I got nothing good to offer. At least not as good as what's out there.
Wait... I DO have a collection of slightly used, (but now dried out) tea bags that are sure to bring any cup of hot water a bit of color and joy. And because y'all are so amazing, I will go outside in the dog run and scrounge some squeaky balls (sans squeak). The tiny doggie has loved them to silence.

Haha! Loved them to silence! I cant believe Shannon hasn't taken up one of these unreal offers yet!

How often do you need to empty that jar of yours Tash?

Shannon is a painter of seriously discerning taste... HOWEVER... if you can get it... I would suggest you take some finite crumbles of Kryolan (or Krolan) Bach Blue and rubbing it all over whatever you offer her. She'll go all rabid raccoon and snatch it up...

oh yeah! bach blue! she simply cannot resist!