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Post by pinkundies on Sun Dec 04, 2011 11:45 pm

does my 85 pound chocolate lab HAVE to sleep ON my legs EVERY night... While snoring... And farting.

That is all Shocked

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Post by Guest on Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:03 am

lol!

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Post by Fun2Play on Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:27 am

I have a 280 pound (?) DP that farts and snores. He also likes to lie on my legs. Wanna swap?
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Post by Jody Rife on Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:24 am

Oh my! Shocked LOL
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Post by pinkundies on Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:53 am

Holy crap! Does he smell extra bad when he eats the cat food?
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Post by leapinglizards on Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:19 am

What's a DP?

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Post by debranewmanart on Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:34 am

Doberman Pincher I assume...

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Post by l!zzie on Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:32 am

pinkundies wrote:does my 85 pound chocolate lab HAVE to sleep ON my legs EVERY night... While snoring... And farting.

That is all Shocked

Lynne

Well, of course he has! He's just showing you his eternal love! Why is it human beings don't understand simple things like that?????
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Post by Fun2Play on Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:03 pm

DP = dear partner, DH = dear husband.
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Post by HillbillyDiva1 on Mon Dec 05, 2011 6:34 pm

Glad mine is to old and fat to jump on the bed because she can snore like a long shore man. The cat farts way worst than the dog.
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Post by pinkundies on Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:15 pm

Wait a minute wait a minute... Are we talkin bout dogs or husbands here????
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Post by freedspirit on Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:20 pm

LOL!! Our big black dog does the very same thing,,,But he farts really loud! He farts like a human,,,and he can even evacuate a rooms area in nano seconds.
I feel for ya! But someones gotta love em huh. What a Face
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Post by debranewmanart on Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:31 pm

I'm glad DP is Dear Partner and not Doberman Pincher...I was thinking after my last post...250 pound Doberman Pincher...that would be one BIG dog Laughing

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Post by Manabanana on Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:53 pm

I have a 35 lbs Welsh Corgi..... And she can compete with any competitive farter. Smile

I didn't know smells that big could come out of something so small.
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Post by Mehndi Masala on Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:30 pm

Dogs are hilarious when they wake themselves up or scare themselves with thier own farts!!! I'm such a pre-pube boy when it comes to suprise farts making me laugh!

Dog sleeping......**phhhhhhuuuuuuht!!!**....dog jumps up quickly....looks around startled...sniffs to try to find source then look at the nearest human as if to say "WHAT the H-E- double hockeysticks was that mom?!?!" and then continues to either go back to sleep or go get water....and you know....

He's blaming YOU for it!!!!!
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Post by martha on Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:35 pm

LOL! TWO rat terriers and yes they sleep with us. They can wake themselves AND you up with their farts. Really make your eyes water!
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Post by Guest on Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:49 pm

Ha... my 5 pound toy poodle could clear the room after Christmas Dinner... roast turkey ya know... We called her a Gaseous Anomaly. And yes, she'd wake herself up farting... leap off your lap and slink into the kitchen

And she often slept on top of me and I didn't even notice.

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Post by Gamezgirl on Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:52 pm

Bahahahahahahhaa....you guys are killin me!!
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Post by Miss Ronnie on Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:09 am

I'm single... no man in my queen-sized bed... yet every night three out of my four cats are laying directly on some part of my anatomy... the fourth knows he's too big to fit with the others so he curls up next to my head. Thank goodness they aren't "puffers"... My son gets to sleep with the dog; probably killing each other with the toxic fumes at night!
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Post by Psalmbook on Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:41 am

BwaaHaaaHaaa! Thanks for the good laugh. I have DH in my bed & a German Shepard on the floor next to my head every night. The fumes can move me to the couch sometime Laughing
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